MIKE SHERWOOD (dmsherwood53) wrote in penny_birch,
MIKE SHERWOOD
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Story Series Idea

Since Prackett piss-take Epic Sagas are big. Its time for a rip off of Moorcock
BEHOLD THE LOW SAGA OF **THE RUNE PADDLE** FOM THE GREEN GROVES OF SOBBING ELVEN MAIDENS TO THE LOUD CRYS OF INSOLENT WARRIER LADIES TO THE B OUDOIRS OF RED EYED SCHEMING 20'S FLAPPERS. NONE CAN WITHSTAND THE STINGING HEFT IF **FANNY SMACKER**.
EVEN THE IVORY ARSE OF THE BITCH QUEEN OF THE EAST WILL QAIL BEFORE ITS LANDSLIDE SWAT!!!!!
THE RUNE PADDLE !!
arse agoniser cheek chastizer buttock blisterer

How can I sing of its fame.

Even Valrikes clutch their bums reflexly look distracted and bluster inscincerly 'Well I WOULD but one hasta look after the HAIR you know'rather than face its throbby smart of Fanny Smacker

Dianne serene goddess of chastity was a wild child and Athene a pot-smoking C- student before Zeus borrowed the RUNE-PADDLE for a long weekend en-famile

Got an tear stained apology for streaking from the Venus de Milo Statue

Would have helped bring out the true self of Circe whitch Queen mistress of men as a shy English Clergyman's wife

Cured the Virgin Mary of masturbating

Could turn the scheming Loraxia Borgia into a deeply caring Company Wife

Eve would have sticked to a meat-only diet

Could make germain Greer into a Good German HauseFrau

Joan of Arc would have been cowed into learning to Act Cute and Hook the local squires son

Got a civil word out of Roseanne
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