BEHOLD THE LOW SAGA OF **THE RUNE PADDLE** FOM THE GREEN GROVES OF SOBBING ELVEN MAIDENS TO THE LOUD CRYS OF INSOLENT WARRIER LADIES TO THE B OUDOIRS OF RED EYED SCHEMING 20'S FLAPPERS. NONE CAN WITHSTAND THE STINGING HEFT IF **FANNY SMACKER**.
EVEN THE IVORY ARSE OF THE BITCH QUEEN OF THE EAST WILL QAIL BEFORE ITS LANDSLIDE SWAT!!!!!
THE RUNE PADDLE !!
arse agoniser cheek chastizer buttock blisterer
How can I sing of its fame.
Even Valrikes clutch their bums reflexly look distracted and bluster inscincerly 'Well I WOULD but one hasta look after the HAIR you know'rather than face its throbby smart of Fanny Smacker
Dianne serene goddess of chastity was a wild child and Athene a pot-smoking C- student before Zeus borrowed the RUNE-PADDLE for a long weekend en-famile
Got an tear stained apology for streaking from the Venus de Milo Statue
Would have helped bring out the true self of Circe whitch Queen mistress of men as a shy English Clergyman's wife
Cured the Virgin Mary of masturbating
Could turn the scheming Loraxia Borgia into a deeply caring Company Wife
Eve would have sticked to a meat-only diet
Could make germain Greer into a Good German HauseFrau
Joan of Arc would have been cowed into learning to Act Cute and Hook the local squires son
Got a civil word out of Roseanne